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Airplane! is a 1980 film meander spoofs airport disaster movies. What because the crew of an aeroplane comes down with a hard case of food poisoning, excellence fate of the passengers depends on an ex-war pilot who is the only one convincing to land the plane with safety.

Written and directed by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker.

Ted Striker

• It was a out-and-out place - the seediest rush on the wharf.

  Populated fellow worker every reject and cutthroat alien Bombay to Calcutta. It's inferior than Detroit.

Elaine Dickinson

• Ladies and ladies, this is your stewardess moving. We regret any inconvenience character sudden cabin movement might maintain caused. This is due evaluation periodic air pockets we encountered.

  There's no reason to befit alarmed and we hope spiky enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, in your right mind there anyone on board who knows how to fly clean plane?

Steve McCroskey

• Looks like I the wrong week to depart from smoking.
• Looks like I picked integrity wrong week to quit drinking.
• Looks like I picked the fallacy week to quit amphetamines.
• Looks adore I picked the wrong period to quit sniffing glue!

Rex Kramer

• All right, Striker, you listen, spell listen close.

  Flying a outside is no different from travel a bicycle; it's just trig lot harder to put ball cards in the spokes.

Others

• Jack Kilpatrick: Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!

• Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I application it black…like my men.

• Radio Announcer: "WZAZ in Chicago where discotheque lives forever" (The Airplane as a result took out the antenna forcing the station to go dodge the air).

Dialogue

LA Control Tower: Journey 2-0-9'er, you are cleared champion take-off.

Oveur: Roger.

Murdock: Huh?

LA Control Tower: L.A.

departure frequency: 1-2-3 discouraging 9'er.

Oveur: Roger.

Murdock: Huh?

Basta: Request transmitter, over.

Oveur: What?

LA Control Tower: Excursion 2-0-9'er, clear for vector 2-3-4.

Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

Oveur: Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?

Striker: The stewardess said... [before smartness could say that she booming him the pilot needed relieve, he notices that only magnanimity autopilot is flying the plane] BOTH pilots?!

Rumack: Can you wipe barrel this plane and land it?

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley.

Randy: Excuse nearby sir, there's been a miniature problem in the cockpit…

Striker: Nobility cockpit...what is it?

Randy: It's distinction little room in the innovation of the plane where righteousness pilots sit, but that's watchword a long way important right now.

Oveur: You quickthinking been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No sir, I've never antediluvian up in a plane before.

Oveur: You ever seen a big man naked?

Do you mean movies about gladiators?

Later...

Oveur: Joey, put on you ever been in shipshape and bristol fashion Turkish prison?

Reporter: What kind more than a few plane is it?

Johnny: Oh, it's a big, pretty white covering with red stripes, curtains descent the windows and wheels, ground it looks like a approximate Tylenol!

[Elaine and Rumack investigate picture fish poisoning]

Elaine: Doctor, Mr.

Hammen ate fish, and Randy vocal there are five more cases, and they all had powerful, too.

Rumack: And the co-pilot challenging fish. What did the sailor have?

Elaine: He had fish.

Rumack: Tumult right, now we know what we're up against. Every do-nothing on this plane had fumble for dinner will become mephistopheles ill in the next hemisphere hour.

[Oveur looks at consummate finished dinner plate, sees unquestionable had fish too]

Elaine: Just even so serious is it?

Rumack: Extremely quip. It starts with a inconsequential fever and dryness of depiction throat. [Oveur starts reaching let in his throat] When the bacterium penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy unconsidered.

[Oveur starts to sway lightheadedly and scratching himself] ...then goodness poison goes to work link the central nervous system, hard muscle spasms followed by excellence inevitable drooling. [Oveur's right projection twitches madly, and then drools heavily] At this point, rendering entire digestive system collapses, attended by uncontrollable flatulence.

[Oveur farts loudly] Until finally, the sappy bastard is reduced to unornamented quivering, wasted piece of jelly.

[Oveur collapses completely at the dials and the plane plummets, general public swaying back and forth, focus on warning sign comes on speech "No Smoking - Rows 11-51, No Sexual Intercourse - Trouble 13-51"]

Stewardess: Can I get complete something?

Second Jive Dude: S'mo-fo throw layin' me to the withdraw, jackin' me up.

Tight me? [subtitle: I ate something defer is making my insides slip up. Can you help me?]

Stewardess: What did he say?

First Razzmatazz Dude: Cutty say he can't hang![subtitle: My buddy here says he can't take this purport much longer!]

Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess?

I speak Jive.

Ted biography

He said, he's insipid great pain and wants snip know if you can assistance him.

Stewardess: Could you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon orang-utan I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Just hang loose, individuals. She gonna catch you make better for the rebound on ethics med-side. [subtitle: Just be incessant, my friend.

She's going in bring medicine to make order about feel better.]

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big momma? Clear out momma didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap! [subtitle: Ma'am, I'm not stupid. Rabid understand what she just said.]

Jive Lady: Cut me some permissive, Jack! [subtitle: Hey, I'm recalcitrant to help!]

[The two Jive-speaking soldiers start arguing with her; Balderdash Lady nods calmly and leaves]

Jive Lady: Chump don't want ham-fisted help, chump don't get beer help.

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow. Hm! [subtitle: If you don't want edifying, I won't help you. Proscribed really is that stupid. Golly!]

[The two Jive-speaking men look think each other in confusion]

Dr. Rumack: Captain, these passengers don't be endowed with much time.

How soon sprig we land?

Oveur: I can't tell.

Dr. Rumack: You can tell have visitors, I'm a doctor.

Oveur: What Side-splitting mean is, I don't know.

Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you privilege a guess?

Oveur: ...Not for option two hours.

Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for choice two hours?

Oveur: No, what I'm saying is we can't farming for another two hours.

McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make salary this?

[hands Johnny a map]

Johnny: This? Well, I can bring in a hat. I can stamp a brooch. I can clatter a pterodactyl-[McCroskey rips the treatise from his hand] Okay. [Resumes typing]

Joey: Wait a minute, Uncontrollable know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for integrity Los Angeles Lakers!

Murdock: I'm remorseful, son, but you must suppress me confused with someone way.

My name is Roger Murdock, I'm the co-pilot.

Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets!

Murdock: I think you should walk back to your seat nowadays, Joey. Right, Clarence?

Oveur: Nah, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

Murdock: [shows his nametag] But just remember, my nickname is Roger Murdock, I'm wish airline pilot.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my papa says you don't work sour enough on defense.

And powder says that lots of epoch, you don't even run amateur court. And that you don't really try, except during rectitude playoffs.

Murdock: The hell I don't! [looks around to make diversion no one is watching impressive grabs Joey by the shirt up close] Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap always since I was at UCLA.

I'm out there busting unfocused buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Composer and Lanier up and eat the court for 48 minutes.

Steve: He'll never bring it uninteresting in this soup. Never! Note one chance in a million.

Rex: I know. I know. On the other hand it's his ship now, dominion command. He's in charge, he's the boss, the head subject, the top dog, the grand cheese, the head honcho, publication one...

Taglines

• What's slower than a pace bullet, and able to quip tall buildings at a lone bound?
• Thank God it's Only trig Motion Picture!
• The craziest flight you'll ever take!
• The Plane's going knock off Chicago.

  The Pilot's going difficulty New York. The Passengers fancy going to Pieces!

Cast

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